So far she’s a pretty good worker. She's mostly quite so she never complains and she never asks for raises.
Benefits? What’s that she asks?
We wont’ tell her—she doesn’t need health insurance, or paid holidays
Really, my only complaint is her lack of hips and butt. But that’s ok, we can pad her out and take care of that little issue.
How about a chocolate truffle then? It’s homemade.
Will you eat a cupcake then?
You need to pad out those hips somehow.
Waite ! Don’t eat that! It’s made of yarn and full of pins. That can’t be good for the digestive system. (Thanks to Rosie for knitting such an awesome pin cushion BTW).
Oddly, she doesn’t seam to care for clothes. Um, Cordelia, um, this is a fashion company; maybe you should put some clothes on.
Yeeeah, by clothes I meant let’s cover up your naughty bits. On the bright side, if you fail at all other tasks, you can always be a fancy coat rack.
Much better. In fact, I’m so happy with Cordelia I think I’ll make her my new VP
That’s right Oadie. This means you’ve been demoted.
Why you ask?
Well, because there is more to being a VP than “supervising”.
Even if you do "supervise" well.
And I don't mean doing things like:
Tangeling the thread in my machiene.
Or chasing the thread as I sew.
And I definitely, positively, most absolutely don't mean
doing things like
stealing my lace I just died pink to match the print of a dress.
And cause here at Hart Designs, everyone has to pull her own weight.
Even if you're sleeping with the boss.
And I'm not sure you do much more than sleep.